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MRS. GUMMERSALT'S CAT

RAPPELLING - PART 1

RAPPELLING PART 2

CRABS DO NOT MAKE GOOD HOUSE PETS

THE DOOR -- OR BEATING YOUR CHILD RARELY SOLVES ANYTHING!

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Dear Reader,

"Ah, But I Digress" is a continuing endeavor. Inviting the reader to my side of the rainbow.

I created this corner of the universe for people of incredible intellect and vivid imaginations. Join

me in incidents and encounters; moments I found important, enlightening and absurd.

4,000+ visits!!!!!!!!!! I didn't know so many of you share my madness.

Tuck

A disclaimer: although the stories are anecdotal, some may be embellished

and exaggerated!

THE DREADED POP QUIZ

In many schools and for many teachers, Friday is ‘test’ day. Subsequently, many students considered Friday the first day of a “3-day-weekend-day’. Still, year after year the Chemistry Prof whips out a test and so do the English, Algebra and Biology teachers. When I was a student, I hated Friday tests and pop quizzes. So early in my teaching career I decided to rattle a few cages with my own variation of the pop quiz. The following is one of my favorites, which I adapted fr

THE DREAM INN WAS A NIGHTMARE

OR WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A STROLL ON A LONG PIER It wasn't like this the day we paid our visit. Guest: "A person or persons who patronizes a hotel, restaurant etc., for what it provides. A Guest: someone, provided for or done for. One who receives the hospitality of a hotel or restaurant." To: Manager and Owners of the Dream Inn * in Santa Cruz, California. My wife and I would like to apologize for arriving at your hotel three hours before your four o’clock check in time. In ou

HIT AND RUN AND RUN

If you’re not busy, I’d like to invite you into a recent nightmare. Which occurred several weeks before the current quarantine. When people could drive cars and accidently bump the bumber of a vehicle in front of them. HIT AND RUN --- AND RUN I’d spent five hours Tuesday morning in a small studio recording songs I’d written for Twinkle, Twister and Starlight Save Christmas. Playing one song again and again. Over and over. Repeating one lyric until your lips split from lack of

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